Ten Reasons Why Java Developers Should Apply for this Job ~ EXEQSERVE HR SOLUTIONS

Monday, December 14, 2009

Ten Reasons Why Java Developers Should Apply for this Job

1. Your boss right now is the real life Big Brother, and everyday feels like Eviction Day.

2. Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend is Edward Cullen/Meagan Fox. They’re fine and all that, but they vampire-suck all the blood (or money) out of you. You need a better paying job.

3. It’s 2010. That’s 2 years before 2012 (which is, you know, the end of the world). You need a billion bucks to save yourself and your current work won’t get you there.

4. You need better compensation to buy a high-end laptop, so you can harvest crops faster at Farmville, or you can PWN more noobs at DOTA.

5. Your occupation is like the senate: it’s slow moving, pointless, and full of zombies.

6. You eat programming bugs for breakfast, and you’re ready to take-on more challenging, Bug-zilla-like projects.

7. The agile environment is like the back of your hand, you’re the Chuck Norris of Java/J2EE.

8. You’ll be working for a company recognized as one of ZDNet Asia's Top 10 Techno Visionaries Awardees, Red Herring's 100 Most Promising Companies in Asia, and eServices' Most Progressive Homegrown Company. I don’t know what all of that means, but it looks grand. And all grand things are good stuff.

9. Well, why not? What’ve you got to lose? A few leave credits, in exchange for a chance at a better work with higher salary?

10. Because your Java skills are awesome, and the other Java Devs are weaksauce.


Seriously, you should apply for this job. It’s like upgrading from an MP5-Navy to a Grenade Launcher, or from a Diffusal Blade to a Manta Style. Send me an instant message at Yahoo messenger: mike_jeebs. Or better yet, just send me your resume so I can schedule you for an interview right away: mikemacapagal@gmail.com.

(Opportunities based in the Philippines only)

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Mike

1 comments:

Jorge Dollisen said...

Hahaha. Great post. Makes me interested to apply because of the humor.