Ten Reasons Why Prison is better than Your Current Work ~ EXEQSERVE HR SOLUTIONS

Monday, March 8, 2010

Ten Reasons Why Prison is better than Your Current Work


1. In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At your work, you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

2. In prison you get 3 meals a day. At your work, you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

3. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At your work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

4. In prison you can at least relax, watch TV and play games. At your work, you get fired for having a rest for even a few minutes.

5. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At your work, you are just ball-and-chained.

6. In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At your work, you can’t even speak to family and friends.

7. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At your work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

8. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At your work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

9. In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time. At your work there are some programs you can never get out of.

10. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At your work, you call them managers!


Can relate? Think you need a higher paying job with better benefits? How about better facilities, a new work environment, and a boss that doesn’t seem to be a former prison warden? Apply now!


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Junior to Senior Level Java Developers

• Experienced in using Ruby On Rails
• Experience using EJB3, Spring or Hibernate
• Exposure to J2EE containers like JBoss, Weblogic, Websphere
• Experience working with databases such as Oracle, DB2, MSSQL, MySQL, and Postgres
• Familiarity with open source development tools like Maven or ANT
• Experience developing web applications using technologies such as JSP and AJAX

Requirements:

• Candidate must possess at least a Bachelor’s Degree in Computer Science, Computer Engineering, Mathematics or any related IT course
• Strong Object Oriented Programming experience using Java, preferably with J2EE or JEE experience
• Experience in using Open Source frameworks/tools is an advantage
• Strong technical analysis and design skills
• At least 3 years relevant working experience in the related field


Software Quality Engineer/Testers

• Minimum of 3 years of related experience.
• Experience working on an Agile development team and a thorough understanding of Agile development principals is a definite advantage
• Experience using automation tools such as QTP, FIT, Fitness or Selenium required. Experience with test first (TDD) techniques preferred.
• Excellent communication skills, written and verbal; ability to handle multiple projects simultaneously.


AS400 Programmer Analysts

• Assists with long-range strategic goals and necessary resource projections, approved by senior management, for OBS Back-Office related product development and delivery.
• Developments of test scripts/criteria to qualify the service's ability to meet functional specifications and OBS customer/user needs.
• Monitors the level of quality, assuring that the offerings meet OBS' established quality requirements both technically and from the customer's point of view.
• Standardization of technical solutions for maintainability.
• Develops and insure solutions are implemented and managed with OBS standard implementation methodology.
• Implement server, as well as application infrastructure solutions and Provide code support
• Coordinate, Monitor and report all incoming programming projects and allocation of available resources
• Technical support and application interface to Optimum Solutions P/R and H/R software packages
• Support for the end user community with training and processing assistance; guidance in system

Requirements:

• A Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science or equivalent.
• Job role in Software Engineer/Programmer
• A minimum of 3 years experience in applications and systems development and implementation experience.
• Expertise in system's productivity, data management, operating systems, new technology and product development life cycles.
• Experience in RPG and CL programming and other AS/400 development tools.
• A minimum of 3 years experience in AS400 (AS400 navigation/OS, RPG, CL)
• Experience in Strong Analysis and Programming Skills RPG IV/ILE/Free, RPGIII, CL, RLU, DDS, Embedded SQL (DB2), Query, WSDSC, Debugging Utilities, FTP, IFS, Subfiles, RPG III, RPG IV, RPG ILE, CL, AS400, iSeries, i5
• Programming Language: RPG II, RPG IV, RPG ILE, Object Oriented Language, Java, JavaScript, Html, Xml, PHP and other languages
• Excellent English communication skills both written and verbal.
• Willing to work on a night shift.


Project Manager

• Plans, manages and controls all phases of software development projects across teams, including definition study with client, business process re-engineering, system analysis and design and actual implementation in large-scale system environment
• Monitors work deliverables through thorough project scheduling, time estimates and forecasting
• Manages risks and issues by anticipating and identifying back up plans

Requirements:

• Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science, Computer Engineering , Mathematics, Statistics or any related courses/field
• At least 2 years related work experience within the IT Industry, specially in utilizing project management tools, methodologies and software applications (must have managed multiple projects concurrently)
• Knowledgeable in principles, practices and techniques of applications in open source technologies, and their impact on business strategies / current system
• Have extensive exposure on advanced software development and architectural design with excellent knowledge of OOP Techniques, component architecture, XML, Design Patterns, UML, OOAD, EJB and J2EE architecture.
• Have experience in designing and implementing distributed systems or enterprise applications (RMI, JINI), and Enterprise Application Integration


Email us your resume for an interview schedule: mmacapagal@exeqserve.com / mikemacapagal@gmail.com. Or, earn extra cash by sending referrals of your friends. Visit: http://exeqserve.blogspot.com/2008/11/earn-extra-cash-referring-friends-to.html

(Opportunities based in the Philippines only)


Mike

Note: First part of article is from: http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm229.htm
Pic is from: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/7446594.stm


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